In the last ever episode (probably) of Football By Numbers, Tim and Bryan debate weather 8’s are hard bastard tacklers or through ball threaders, Bryan shoe-horns Chris Waddle into every segment and there’s a special Blind Date edition of Playing For Time
In this, the penultimate episode, we discuss the hansomness of Gianluca Zambrotta, the hard bastardness of Sinisa Mihajlovic and the silver-fox-edness of the White Feather AKA Fabrizio 'I score hatricks where I want' Ravanelli
Nearly there! Three episodes to go and this week we’re talking about 6’s. We discuss the dark arts of football trickery, why Paul Pogba represents everything that’s wrong with football today, Youri Djorkaeff’s millions and phoney celebrity football fans
The big fat elephant in the room has reared its ugly head. Number 1 has finally arrived. We talk loco GK's who can score, idiots who wear ridiculously high shirt numbers and "Edgar Fucking Daayvids" in the hot-seat at Barnet
This week we chat about hard bastard left backs who can also score, the enigma that is Lord Bendtner, Asamoah Gyan's obsession with gold and Bryan rants about robotic unic Cristiano Ronaldo and the stupid people who like him
The holy grail of shirt numbers! This week we chat about the state of Zinedine Zidane's front door, Valderrama, Hagi, William Gallas, Michael frigging Owen again and what subject managers from the 95/96 season would be teaching at school
Another week, another shirt number and in this episode we chat about landlocked centre midfielders, Tim tells a boring story, we discover what Javier Zanetti did on his wedding day and debate the the evolution of kit designs from whacky-unique to cookie-cutter blandness.
This week we discuss getting sent off by your dad on your birthday, getting slapped by your mum outside White Hart Lane and how Winston Bogarde, despite having no respect for conventional number systems, was still an absolute fucking dude.
Aside from the usual number based drivel, Tim and Bryan debate shirt in, shirt out or the front tuck, waking up at Peterborough train station, Darren Anderton's gender fluidity and what the hell Dan Walker is doing presenting Football Focus.
In this episode we talk about offending Ibrahim Ba at Gennaro Gattuso's birthday party, Clint Dempsey's rap career and how Ruud Gullit showed the world how to be a true gentleman when it comes to shirt number selection.
In the very first episode of Football by Numbers Tim and Bryan discuss what positions they played in their youth, Colin Hendry's cigarette stained white mullet and what the hell Zinedine Zidane was thinking wearing number 5 for Real Madrid.